Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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