Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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