So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
worst night to have a conscience
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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