he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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