apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
