i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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