Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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