Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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