It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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