3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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