y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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