If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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