ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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