as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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