That's intense
Barsexuality is the new black.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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