haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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