I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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