So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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