Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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