Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Blood and glitter go together right?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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