Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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