i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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