i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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