Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I don't think brook has ever known best
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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