its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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