You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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