I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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