your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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