bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Pooping to opera.
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