Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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