remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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