Buhtt sex?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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