Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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