THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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