haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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