You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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