how can u be prego again
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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