You work out of a Hotel?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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