i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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