Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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