who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The air was thick with penises
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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