in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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