i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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