Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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