"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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