love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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