Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
