He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
being pregnant is like rehab
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
