yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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