If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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