areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think people are normalizing furries
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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