my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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