Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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