i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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