I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I intend to get homeless drunk
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
