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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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