So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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